One Liners

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

~Steven Wright

All is perspective.

After all--to a worm, digging in the hard dirt is MUCH more relaxing than going fishing!

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows.

The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, ” Only caught one, eh?”

(A quote from Steven Wright: )

"I got tired of hearing my phone ring so I threw it in my fish tank. I still knew when I got a call though 'cause they would zip back and forth really fast.

"Ever been to a pet store and said, 'give me a bunch of new fish . . . I got a lot of calls today?' "

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a river.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," yells the other blonde.