Dude we got a new sidewalk. It came out beautiful.


Posted Sat Mar 02, 2024 11:05 am



I got a side job tomorrow.



The holidays are here. I’m off Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
The LIRR, what time do I get off. Take the kids to school.
He leaves early, he doesn’t come in. I’m working doubles.
He shows up late and she’s miserable. Hay look at the
fish I caught. I’M CRAZY ! !



Here I come.



My relief is here.



He’s the best.

Posted Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:58 pm

Posted Fri Mar 15, 2024 11:46 am

Glass cutting, No pun intended. Out of my price range.
Flip it over. The craftsmanship is unbelievable. It’ll be a
definite stocking stuffer for the holidays.






I decided to go with this.


Posted Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:39 pm




A little bit of curry.





Not to much.





What brings you here?
I’m bored out of my mind. Wink

Posted Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:24 pm



Take a good grip. You’re going for a ride. Wink

Posted Mon Mar 18, 2024 8:33 pm

There’s someone washing a truck near the car.
Give me 20 minutes. I’ll move it. There’s no signs there.

Posted Wed Mar 20, 2024 7:16 am

This is not a limo. It’s an airport car.


Posted Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:28 am

I’m obsessed with these people. I’m infatuated of them.

Where did the sheepshead bay fleet employees end up.
Scalawags scattering allover the place.

I have a house on the water. The Joey Buotofuoco story.
She did 7 years in Jail and is now retired as an adult film star.

Holy ch!t here they are. I immediately ran away.
Dask is showing me what to do. Look who brings
me there. I’m catching sea bass. WOW! Rocco’s
retards are there. The Ladies and Germs from here
Are running the show. History repeating itself.
How exciting.


I know the problem. I’m going to fix it. I never had this
problem before. The cops have plenty of overtime.
The further east you go. The more common it is to
find someone with there head stuck in the windshield.
More DWI’s than you will ever imagine.

Posted Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:06 pm




In America they are a lot of money but here they are free.
Unless you are illegally crossing the border and entering
someone’s private property. You must watch the whole thing.


https://youtu.be/gZIZbIlM5qo





Good seeing you Neb.





And yes it is Kosher.


Posted Sat Mar 30, 2024 3:38 pm

Now keep in mind I have three.
You never told me you have kids.
Maybe it is or maybe a niece.
The kid resembles you quite a bit.
She looks close to my oldest sons age.





Why doesn’t he go home? He’s all liquored up.
He wants to get laid.





Tell me something I don’t know.





Al Goldstein


Posted Sat Mar 30, 2024 9:24 pm




A brainless superintendent and an orphan on cocaine.
I had to let her go.
I blew both of there brains out of there head.
I have no money. It’s a divorce.
When I was a kid a tree fell on my house.
Luckily enough I was able to save the kids house.
Do you want us to lock her up?
Some heroes we are arresting a little woman.
So I left with nothing but the clothes on my back.





I got a haircut and a pair of new shoes. I was so happy. I’m a doorman.
Get out your fired.

Posted Sat Mar 30, 2024 9:48 pm

I just wanted to see what was going to happen.
Now the cameras inside the house. What happened to
the camera outside the house?



Understanding your symptoms.

He parked the car so I wouldn’t have to walk in the rain.
We can’t speak for ourselves.
I don’t think we can afford to feed her.
You didn’t have to move over a chair.
All did you have to do was move a little.
What would happen if I pulled out my deek?
Would that be okay?

Posted Wed Apr 03, 2024 4:42 pm




The Sunday morning ragathon.





I bought a boat.





I was 20 and this is how she would say hello.
She would walk up. Stick her hand down my pants and giggle.
Then she would walk away.
3 sets of 200 sit ups on a d-cline, butterfly style.
3 sets of a 100 push ups. Wide grip, diamond and normal
with both feet elevated on a chair for the ultimate chest and arms burn.
5 days a week. I’m broke as can be. Wink

Posted Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:07 am

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